This just arrived in my inbox. I have no idea whether it is real or not, but it certainly made me laugh.
Subject: B&Q Yacht Record
My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later.
Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?
For those unaware of Ellen MacArthurs exploits, background for this is at Team Ellen.